March 2010
2 posts
They just can't teach you this kind of skill at... →
“A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.”
Well, thank goodness for her cat-like reflexes.
I'll find something to put here later!